
salut: Exclamation (a) (Infml) hi;
Maroc: noun Morocco.
Salut Maroc! It's my fourth day in Morocco, and I am only now getting a chance to blog it. So much to see, so much to do... I've seen things, learned things, smelled things, touched things, and bought things. I've had conversations in English, French, and Spanish. I've drank my share of mint tea and been served many Morrocan meals in beautiful tajines (awesome serving dishes -- I bought one come to my house for dinner and see for yourself).
Highlights:
I spent the day in the medina in the souks. This was hands down my best day in Morroco, and I don't care how it sounds to say such a thing. I spent the first three days in a timed race, breathing recycled bus AC and trying not to let my butt fall asleep between rushed and force-fed tour information. It was great to see a lot of things, but I felt more than a bit like an overeater at an entire city made of buffets. Today, however was another matter. For the first time in days, I was in control of my schedule, and I did exactly what I wanted when I wanted. I used my French and was pleasantly surprised to learn that I'm nowhere near as rusty as I thought. I made fast friends with merchants and cab drivers, real faces of Casablanca -- Mustaffah, Hameem, Said. I am assured they all gave their African French-speaking sister "good price":) In a moment of true Machiavellian genius, I wore my Obama tee shirt. Let me tell you, he is loved here, and by virtue of my black face and American accent, so am I. I have plans to break out this tee shirt from here to Asia when I need to bargain. Bring it!
All the loot I bought litters the floor right now -- my room has become Ali Baba's Cave. I'm still wearing a Cheshire grin and shopper's glow. At least until I check my bank account balance. I may have bumped up the Moroccan GDP by a few percentage points with my activity!!
I went to Marrakech and the Ourika Valley. The last two days were spent on a jaunt to Marrakech, the beautiful red city and the tourist capital of Morocco. I have to admit that Marrakech dazzles the eyes and the red clay and stucco buildings and walls are the exotic sights of Arabian Night Tales, but the reality is that I didn't get to feel it, to immerse in it with the tour bus barrier. Traveling with a group of five is hard enough, but a group of 85 quintessentially American, obvious, mostly white tourists?!?!? This is the stuff of nightmares. Somebody call Wes-frikkin-Craven! The entire trip was spent either being herded here and there like a recalcitrant head of beef or being henpecked to death for every imagined cent in my pockets. We couldn't have been more fleeced if they had turned us upside down and shaken us! Images I won't forget include being hunted by hustlers in the valley so determined they follewed us up and down the mountain on mopeds -- true Hell's Angels. I also won't forget being dropped off like chum for an ocean of starving sharks in the main square in Marrakesh -- hands grabbing yours and squirting henna goo, men dropping monkeys on your shoulders, snake charmers draping the unsuspecting with reptilian necklaces! I didn't buy a damn thing. I've never been in such a terrible bargaining position in my life.
Two words: Chez Ali. Ever been to Arabian Knights or Medieval Times in Orlando? Me neither. And now I never have to go because Chez Ali has all that beat. It was the most cheesy, ridiculous, random, and bizarre thing I've ever been obliged to participate in while studying abroad. I would as well spend my money on a trip to Dolly Land. Picture it: mandatory entrance picture, lamb chili with raw eggs, roving bands of tribal dancers to interrupt every course of your meal/play in your hair/ scream-ululate in your ear, stinky horses spraying mud in your face, camel rides, 21 gun salute to nothing in particular, belly dancing, Star Wars soundtrack, O fortuna fireworks spectacular, fires close enough to singe your eyebrows, and a Latin disco finale. Am I kidding? You wish.
Casablanca City Tour and the Hassan II Mosque. Truly, the city tour was fluff -- it was nice to get oriented to what's around, and the stained glass in the Notre Dame de Lourdes church was stunning, but the true spectacular sight of the first day in Casablanca was the Hassan II Mosque. This place should be on the list of world wonders! I can't even describe the sights, and the idea of 30,000 people worshipping together inside, praying 5 times a day, is unbelievable. It's Ramadan right now, and in the evening a bright green laser shoots from the top of the minaret towards Mecca, and you know that less than a mile away from the ship there are 100,000 people worshipping Allah in unison, on one accord, performing perfect ritualistic devotions. It boggles the mind. There are no words.
All in all, Morocco is an exotic world, one that I was glad to explore, and have plans to explore tomorrow. If I time it just right, I may be able to visit Rick's Cafe to watch the movie Casablanca for the first time, or a Hammam, or the beach. Wish me bon chance!